cocktail pep

do you like Pepperoni sticks? 

 

Listen, I know in theory they’re super gross, but don’t you kiiinda like the taste? 

 

Well I do, but I’m not gonna go buy one! duh! First of all, embarrassing. Girls do not buy pepperoni sticks. Ask my sister. We can’t! Someone will see you and be like “jesus, that girl eats pepperoni sticks? totally unattractive.” It’s true.

(Except for my friend Kate. She will totally buy a pepperoni stick. And probably one for you too. She also told me that I should eat pineapple cream cheese on Chili Cheese Fritos, though I’ve never done it. Kate is a badass.)

 

Secondly, that stuff cannot be good for you.

 

But this is all beside the point. My point is that I bought some Lilly’s Roasted Red Pepper Hummus the other day and it’s good. And it tastes like pepperoni sticks! 

 

It’s pretty awesome. Find it here (sorry friends east of colorado…more for me).

 

-blouseparty

drink taste!

I’ve been enjoying a very refreshing Blueberry Stoli and Soda cocktail all summer, and it’s served me well.  Ever since I learned of the ungood of most bars’ tonic, it’s been my refreshing alternative to g&t. If you haven’t had it you might give it a shot. It’s like a press, but sans the 7up.

And I’m typically a cheap drinker. Like…well drinks for for more than $3.50 kinda get on my nerves, but I don’t mind trading a dollar or so for less corn syrup calories (i like my calories from actual alcohol!)

mmm, fresh

 

 

But now autumn is here and this drink is too summery! I need an alternative to whiskey. Aren’t there any other killer cocktails that don’t have juice and soda in them? Something autumnal?! Mmm, autumn.

 

 

-blouseparty

mike’s

Sometimes you just have to buy a single (or two) of these at the grocery mart to remember what it tasted like when your friend’s older boyfriend would buy them for you while you waited in the car.

They’re good. And I think the Light is better tasting
And 98 calories? Ha.
If you can press through the embarrassment at your bodega, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

ya welcome!!

 

-blouseparty