do you like Pepperoni sticks?
Listen, I know in theory they’re super gross, but don’t you kiiinda like the taste?
Well I do, but I’m not gonna go buy one! duh! First of all, embarrassing. Girls do not buy pepperoni sticks. Ask my sister. We can’t! Someone will see you and be like “jesus, that girl eats pepperoni sticks? totally unattractive.” It’s true.
(Except for my friend Kate. She will totally buy a pepperoni stick. And probably one for you too. She also told me that I should eat pineapple cream cheese on Chili Cheese Fritos, though I’ve never done it. Kate is a badass.)
Secondly, that stuff cannot be good for you.
But this is all beside the point. My point is that I bought some Lilly’s Roasted Red Pepper Hummus the other day and it’s good. And it tastes like pepperoni sticks!
It’s pretty awesome. Find it here (sorry friends east of colorado…more for me).